ScooterBone's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Qi]

Pretty good...

Well, this obviously took a very large amount of work. It was interesting, and yet rather boring at the same time. I liked the graphics but the plot was difficult to follow, and dang it all I can't read japanese characters for the life of me. I also laud your lack of violence as a brave step to take because, well violence (like sex) sells. Good work.

[The Pinch]

Sorry man, but this movie sucks.

I am probably only an intermediate level flash designer, but that is very high above the level of competency shown in this movie. I admit it was a little bit funny when the... orange guy... was spinning the double-bladed light saber with his penis, but other than that this movie was lacking in almost every department. Animation and graphics were bad, sound was annoying and awful, and the "plot" was utterly boring. No offense, but keep working on your flash skills.

halboski responds:

I agree, to certain extent. I have submitted 3 flash items into newgrounds. I learned the basics of flash with the three movies I submitted. I made mr.bitch while figuring out flash. I know they suck, but at the least they are funny on some level. I am working on a new one. It has backgrounds and a storyline. I even purchased a light pen.
Thanks for the honesty.

[Karma Ghost]

Quality.

This movie is great and deserves the good standing it has. I love the style, I love the story, I love the music. Very good work!

[Mr.T vs Bin Laden]

I liked it

Interesting and definitely better than most osama stuff on here. I've been a fan of the Mr. T vs. things for some time now and this is an example of a pretty good one, especially since most of them are just still pictures in html format. anyway, good work

[Orange VS Black]

Well, I'm glad this sucked!

see above.

[Thoughtz]

I like it

I like this movie. It's well made and interesting. Art is not the best but stylized so it works. Good work.

oboi responds:

Yea, I realize my graphical side needs a little work. I'll get there someday.
Thanks!

["From my Room"]

Hmmm....

I wouldn't say that this is the "gayest shit ever" but I have to say I think that it's kind of sad that the number one movie on this site seems to just be the one that sucks the least rather than one that is actually good. This was well animated and the sound was good, but the lack of any real substance is what annoys me about it. It's not that I wanted more action or anything like that, it's just that it seemed kind of pointless.

[An Empire of One]

Not too shabby

I like the spoof of the US military recruitment campaign. Graphics looked good, nice bitmap tracing. Defintitely good for a first time.

[My Pet Cat]

This sucks big time.

This movie blows. I make a lot of flash stuff and if that took weeks to make then you suck at flash. Suck, suck, suck. It was pointless and stupid, and a waste of time for everyone involved.

I mostly just wrote this review because I was annoyed by the fact that the previous reviewer gave it a 5 based on the fact that it allegedly took a long time to make. If it takes me an hour to take a crap, what I have made at the end of the hour will still be a piece of crap.